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I don't have a problem with my behavior. I don't have a problem with the elements of my life that a therapist would have me change. I have a problem with both being harassed at work and not being duely compensated for my property and labor.
Hym "And I'm NOT, NOT PAYING MYSELF AM I? I'M NOT WATCHING ME TAKE A DIARRHEA SHIT AM I EMMA FROM THE MAJORITY REPORT? AM I HARASSING MYSELF AT WORK? DID I TELL NOAH KROLL (THE RETARD AT THE GROUP HOME IN WHICH I WORKED) WHAT WROTE HERE OR WAS MY PRIVACY BEING INVADED AS PART OF A SURVEILLANCE APPARATUS? IS MY WORK BEING MONETIZED BY SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME? THESE ARE MY 'PROBLEMS' AND IF YOU ARE HERE YOU ARE EITHER PARTICIPATING ACTIVELY OR COMPLICIT IN THE COVER UP AND IF I CAN'T GET TO YOU, AN INNOCENT WILL BE PUNISHED IN YOUR STEAD. I'M AM NOT BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE FOR MY PROBLEMS. I'M BLAMING THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE THING THEY ARE DOING TO ME. IT ISN'T LITTLE SUSIE-AT-GAMESTOP-WHO-WANTS-TO-BUY-A-TOY-FOR-DAN'S FAULT YOU'RE DOING THIS AND THE FED WHO FOLLOWED ME TO THE STORE WAS A STEP BEHIND AND ALWAYS WILL BE A STEP BEHIND BUT SHE WILL BE THE ONE WHO PAYS THE PRICE!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024
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that's a you problem

That's a you problem. (In other words, it's not my problem. Deal with it.)
Person 1: I don't know how I'm going to get that money back to you before Friday."
Person 2: That's a you problem. I want it before Friday.
by Appoggiatura January 24, 2021
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halting problem

the halting problem is the problem of determining, from a description of an arbitrary computer program and an input, whether the program will finish running, or continue to run forever.
halting problem, i love that even computers have limits

-alasstor
by UwU_HARDER_DADDY July 29, 2021
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Non-problem

Something that seems like a problem in the moment only to you, but in five days you probably won't even remember you had a problem
Tanner: "This 15 year old is hitting on me hard core and it's adorable, but it makes me mad because he looks 18."
Sarah: "That's a non-problem. Call me in a few days when you realize how silly that sounded."
by Justadreamr July 29, 2015
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Problems

as my boy puff says mo money mo problems- my dads ex
"Mo money mo problems"-my boy puff
by BKKid January 12, 2023
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problem

1. Taylor Swift (she says it)
im a swiftie so i like her even if shes the problem

2. me
im the worst problem ever
i do whatever the hell i want, no cap
u cant stop me evr
person: omg its Mi$ha, shes such a problem
my boyfriend: yes she is, shes a bad bitch
by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023
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Problem Caller

Someone who calls the same establishment over and over with no respect or boundaries of the actual establishment. This mainly applies if you work at a call based job and the same person always calls and makes your life more difficult.
Friend: "Wow, Thomas has called 5 times today about random shit we can't help him with"
Me: "Sounds like Thomas is a problem Caller"
by irbanurban22 February 29, 2024
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