Monkey

A cigarette. Derived from monkey fuck.

heyo man wanna hit this monkey

by Not Your Pseudonym August 17, 2022

Monkey

What you call your teammates in League of Legends when they ARAM it midlane and coin flip the game.

My team is a bunch of random monkeys in the jungle with no brain!

by yiuieieuejs April 5, 2020

tackle monkey

A defensive midfielder in football who's only job is to prevent the other team to gain possession and create chances.

You are gonna be the tackle monkey in this game. Just get the balls from them motherfuckers and pass the ball on to your nearest team mate." "Alright, coach!

by pilgrim535 March 4, 2011

Nazzy the monkey

Cool,raper, Born in new york, and does not give a fuck about school, kind of smart , loves monkeys, MONKEYS

Nazzy is a good monkey so fuck off if you dont like nazzy the monkey

by Nazzythemonkey February 16, 2023

Raptor Monkey

an animal that is as agile as a monkey but as strong as a raptor, mostly found at stinkfingers house.

Dave: what's that disgusting animal over there?
Adam: its a raptor monkey.

by [e-mail] May 31, 2022

Monkeys and Parrots

Personal belongings (Civilian) / Personal Kit (Military), such as Luggage, Backpack, Jacket, Hat, Phone, Keys, etc.

Originates from British Army deployment in the Far East. Soldiers heading home may actually have Monkeys and Parrots as souvenirs alongside their luggage.

come on guys, grab your monkeys and parrots and get in the car.

Back in the far east, they actually meant grab your monkeys and parrots!

May be said as ‘Parrots and Monkeys’; both are acceptable.

by Copterboy December 24, 2024

Monkey

DEFINITION 1: Often referred to an animal

DEFINITION 2: Often referred to a black person (especially in 2023)

for definition 1: "Wow, look at that monkey! It's in a cage =(
for definition 2: "Watch out! The monkey has a gun and is robbing the bank!"

by DuckieBoiKal_U.D. April 18, 2023