Friends with Penefits

Someone you wouldn't really talk to except that sitting next to them in class comes with the crucial benefit of always being able to borrow their pens.

Fuccbois and fuccgirls worldwide begin making friends with penefits around middle school, and perfect the technique in high school and college. Shy students with large, adorned pencil cases are often the targets.

Always a one-sided relationship. Taker will gnaw on pen caps the way lovers gnaw on hearts.

From 7th grade through 11th grade, Teddy thought Alyssa and him might have a future together after sitting together in English for 6 years. However, when he started using a tablet and stylus instead of his Pilot pens, she moved to sit next to Chad and he realised they had never been anything more than friends with penefits.

by daltonjfk October 3, 2019

Anal session with your friend

U fuck ur best friend

-Hey man u wanna have a three hour anal session?

-Yeah sure bro!

Anal session with your friend

by Anal_session_4life August 5, 2022

At home only friend

The neighbor and friend you grew up with that is now way too embarrassing to hang out with at school, but is sorta ok to hang out with when you are at home with nothing to do.

Yes, we were friends in grammar school but now she's pretty much an "at home only friend."

by Turkeykitty September 17, 2010

fake friends day

on august 11th it’s national fake friends day. the day where you get to post about all of your supposed “friends” or you could confront them or judge decide to block all of them.

get ready it’s almost fake friends day, i sure have a lot of people to post abt

by gæking<3 August 9, 2021

Friends

Something that you do not have.

Nik: hey do you see my friend over there?

Me: you don't have friends

Nik: I know...

by Cet Meria May 13, 2018

Friends

Hi to all my friends,If your reading this that means that I love y'all.To be honest I was not expecting this.But if you read this that mean that i love y'all.When I become crazy and noisy I become a big brother for no reason.To be honest it's really tired to become a big brother but my friends always here in my back to cheer me up.And that's why I love them,But since my old friends never go outside I was sad cause I cannot believe that they will never go outside,But it's okay cause there is my friends who support me.And I love them so much
and I will do everything to protect them and make them laugh.And that's my letter dedicated to them.

I love u all and always remember Onii chan will be always in your side to make you laugh and make smile every day.

Love:Cj(Onii chan)

I like my friends

by Oniu chan August 17, 2021

Friend-shading

The act of talking about and shading one of your closest friends to someone else. Most probably because they've gotten on your nerves, or are acting stupid.

"Sorry to be friend-shading, but Lilly was such a bitch this yesterday

by yourunclesdeadcat June 13, 2018