The cheese plan

To throw/place cheese (any variation) upon one's own significant other while they sleep

Eden: "Dude, we should use the cheese plan"
Tyler: "omg yes, that would be so hilarious, she wouldn't see it coming!"

by Simmypoo May 17, 2025

Cheese Grinder

A very dangerous weapon that can be used in the kitchen, and the crime scene.

“Im gonna cheese grinder your face”
“Honey can you use the cheese grinder, to shred some chedder”

by QueefusMcNiglet November 14, 2018

nat cheese

The yellow stuff on a dogs dick that nats swarm around

Go over there and get you some nat cheese to go with your whining

by fuzzface1313 October 18, 2008

Screaming over Mac n' Cheese

when you discover your wife/girlfriend/partner having sex with another man. it refers to yelling at them and being ignored aside from the squelching sound of the fucking that sounds like Mac n' Cheese

you: when I saw them I felt like I was screaming over Mac n' Cheese

by Makka6670 October 29, 2025

hippie cheese

When something, like a piece of cheese, is constantly cut by the law of infinite halfs, whereby anyone who takes a piece of cheese does not take the last piece, no matter how small. Thus avoiding the guilt of taking the last piece.

"Woah man, that hippie cheese is getting kind of small, now I've got all cracker and no cheese!"

by Wtnt123 October 22, 2017

fat cheese crust pizza

A dank pizza which is preferably from Chicago town or milanos

Let's get a fat Cheese Crust pizza

by dank lad December 21, 2015

Byronian Cheese

A vaginal cheese made for the likes of Daniel who eats this dish on the regular.

Yo bro I just ate some fucking great Byronian cheese! She was so smelly! - Elvira

by Jakfkekd July 31, 2018