by Акула August 3, 2021
Get the Monkey Feet mug.A Squeegy Monkey is just another thing to call someone rude, annoying, slow, or dumb. It overall is just a mean thing to call somebody.... this is dumb
by Mr.Checkers August 6, 2021
Get the Squeegy Monkey mug.by Beatermonkey6969 August 6, 2021
Get the Beater monkey mug."It's smells a bit monkey" I picked up his jocks after 3 days on the floor, they smelled a bit monkey.
by Davenottherave August 7, 2021
Get the Monkey mug.Kids that would cause issues, most of the time fights during lunch time. Typically, they do this for their own stupid entertainment at the cost of other people's calming meal.
by ZahaK August 7, 2021
Get the Lunch Monkey mug.A situation in which someone who has recently come into a very large sum of money goes and buys weird, unusual, or taboo things, simply because they can. The phrase itself is derived from Michael Jackson, who bought a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles in the 80's following the success of his album Thriller.
Person 1: I've just fucking won 20 million in the lottery
Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?
Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?
Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
by rollacethejazzmaster September 5, 2021
Get the Buying a monkey mug.Ok as a kid they might look cute but they suck ASS the show their penis to women and beat their meat till it cums they are rude they always fight they get mad ever time sure they might have same thing as humans but really no
by YAY_fucktheinternet September 12, 2021
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