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Monkey Feet

When the head is so good your toes curl like a monkey.
“Man that head was so good that bitch gave me Monkey Feet”
by Акула August 3, 2021
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Squeegy Monkey

A Squeegy Monkey is just another thing to call someone rude, annoying, slow, or dumb. It overall is just a mean thing to call somebody.... this is dumb
Person taking forever in the bathroom getting ready or something
Roommate: Hurry up Squeegy Monkey!
by Mr.Checkers August 6, 2021
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Beater monkey

Me: Yo did you see how bad graham looked
Cool guy: He looked beater monkey as fuck
by Beatermonkey6969 August 6, 2021
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Monkey

Sweaty, human, un washed = monkey.
How do you imagine a monkey smells?

Monkey.
"It's smells a bit monkey" I picked up his jocks after 3 days on the floor, they smelled a bit monkey.
by Davenottherave August 7, 2021
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Lunch Monkey

Kids that would cause issues, most of the time fights during lunch time. Typically, they do this for their own stupid entertainment at the cost of other people's calming meal.
Here comes Elijah and his lunch monkey friends. This is the 4th fight this week, they never stop!
by ZahaK August 7, 2021
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Buying a monkey

A situation in which someone who has recently come into a very large sum of money goes and buys weird, unusual, or taboo things, simply because they can. The phrase itself is derived from Michael Jackson, who bought a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles in the 80's following the success of his album Thriller.
Person 1: I've just fucking won 20 million in the lottery

Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?

Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
by rollacethejazzmaster September 5, 2021
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Monkeys

Ok as a kid they might look cute but they suck ASS the show their penis to women and beat their meat till it cums they are rude they always fight they get mad ever time sure they might have same thing as humans but really no
i loves monkeys

i guess ya never heard of that video of someone having a monkey and ending up dark
by YAY_fucktheinternet September 12, 2021
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