Jack

my boyfriend

me: i love my boyfriend so much :) his name is jack :)

my friends: shut the fuck up, no one cares, we get that you're happy but theres a time and place to talk about him, we do not care right now, please stop talking

by i_love_all_size_dick December 20, 2021

Jack

Never get too close. He will leave you with brain damage and the reek of his smell

Jack is a disaster

by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021

jack black tosses a peach

a famous internet meme from Jack Black’s official music video, ‘Peaches’, which was made for the Super Mario Movie, in which Jack Black, dressed as Bowser, tosses a peach at the camera at 0.5x speed as he says, “Peach.”

person 1: “did you see jack black tosses a peach”
person 2: “yes”
person 1: *tosses peach at person 2* “peach”
person 2: *tosses peach at person 1* “peach”

by antytheprotogen June 2, 2023

jack glew

A ugly pedofiel that tickles little kids

Look at that gay pedophiel jack glew

by Fat ugly man named Sam February 20, 2018

getting jack moored

when you ask for head but then get your ass beat and then after getting your ass beat by someone else and making excuses for being a pussy, while also getting nudes from middle schoolers and trying to say she sent them randomly

"Bro I was getting Jack Moored earlier"

by boobybojangles27 February 9, 2024

Jack Randal

Pronounced as the character from Outlander. The act of using your toes (specifically the space in between your big and index toes) to masturbate an individual that has a large clitoris or a small penis.

My partner has a great time when I give them the Jack Randal.

by TwinkleToeMaster July 27, 2019

Captain jack sparrow

When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.

Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow

by Daura2731 November 20, 2018