on august 11th it’s national fake friends day. the day where you get to post about all of your supposed “friends” or you could confront them or judge decide to block all of them.
by gæking<3 August 9, 2021
Get the fake friends day mug.Someone you wouldn't really talk to except that sitting next to them in class comes with the crucial benefit of always being able to borrow their pens.
Fuccbois and fuccgirls worldwide begin making friends with penefits around middle school, and perfect the technique in high school and college. Shy students with large, adorned pencil cases are often the targets.
Always a one-sided relationship. Taker will gnaw on pen caps the way lovers gnaw on hearts.
Fuccbois and fuccgirls worldwide begin making friends with penefits around middle school, and perfect the technique in high school and college. Shy students with large, adorned pencil cases are often the targets.
Always a one-sided relationship. Taker will gnaw on pen caps the way lovers gnaw on hearts.
From 7th grade through 11th grade, Teddy thought Alyssa and him might have a future together after sitting together in English for 6 years. However, when he started using a tablet and stylus instead of his Pilot pens, she moved to sit next to Chad and he realised they had never been anything more than friends with penefits.
by daltonjfk October 3, 2019
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1. mom: hey joe, how many friends did ya have in high school again?
you: I didn’t have any friends in high school mom.....and my name is john
mom: jeff you fucking loser
2. stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: so, Jordan, have you watched friends?
you: what’s “friends”? also my name is john
stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: jodie you little shit how could you have not watched friends
you: I didn’t have any friends in high school mom.....and my name is john
mom: jeff you fucking loser
2. stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: so, Jordan, have you watched friends?
you: what’s “friends”? also my name is john
stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: jodie you little shit how could you have not watched friends
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Mike- hey what do you know about Megan, like who is she friends with so i can the downlow on her?
Madison-I dont know, how about friend stalk her?
Madison-I dont know, how about friend stalk her?
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Bob: Hey bro, thanks for being out here for me, I really appreciate you. Happy friend appreciation day!
Marlén: You’re welcome bro!
Marlén: You’re welcome bro!
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