Dick Riding

The act of hovering around or overpraising someone to seek and gain approval

This dude: Yo, I just got $20 today. Get ur cash up, broke boy.
That one nigga: Wow, really? You're so rich! You know, some starving kids in Africa can't even get 20 CENTS!

Question: Who the FUCK asked about the starving kids in africa, cuz it wasn't me, what is this nigga on about, not only is he dick riding, he's hitting fucking 2k celebrations on that shit, man this nigga upgrading his avatar on that dick i swear to fucking god

by Yappatron 3,000 November 1, 2023

Dick Shart

A complication of a colovesicular fistula or CVF where an abnormal connection occurs between the bowel and bladder allowing bowel contents to enter the bladder and come out the dick. It is a complication of diverticulitis or Crohns disease

Harry was doing his famous Dick the Dragon routine by lighting a dick fart when the performance came to an abrupt end with the appearance of an unexpected Dick Shart

by greg9255 November 24, 2020

mush dick

a dick that never seems fully erect no matter what you try

Eddie has mush dick. It never gets like a rock"

by Civicchick November 7, 2013

dick tace

A dick that will not leave his best friends girl friend alone because he knows he never going to get some but he still continues to flirt even after he is told not to

My best friend is a dick tace because he flirts with my girl

by bbbrr January 22, 2015

Dick Laddering

To Dick ladder is to know you can't get to a cooler or more popular person so you befriend said person's friends to reach your goal of earning the cooler or popular person's trust/friendship.

Did you see Kyle he's Dick Laddering Jayden to get to Sawyer!

by RealEdgyMemer November 30, 2016

Dick Tator

A person who puts tuttoos on dicks

Me: "I want you to be my dick tator"

Tuttoo Artist: "Pull it out then"

by Highs69 May 22, 2021

cigarette dick

The unfortunate smelly product of receiving oral sex from a smoker.

1: Hey man, I heard you hooked up with that chick from the bar last night.
2: Nah, just a blowie... but she smoked so many camels I got a nasty case of cigarette dick.

by Mudbrother November 23, 2015