Kelpy Monkey

A cheeky little monke that very much enjoys the crispy, salty flavor of seaweed, or kelp. He sits in his little monke hut, moderating discord servers while getting salty fingers eating kelp chips.

A:you ever met kelpy monkey?
B:Yeah fam he's sick af!
A:I know right?!
B: i wish I was kelpy monkey...
A: same bro..

by anonymous May 5, 2021

monkey butthole

When somebody's butthole is visible while naked in a normal stance.

"Did you see Elijah's butt while we were skinny dipping? Total monkey butthole."

by Minkeyboodle March 28, 2021

Monkey punch

The act of fucking a bitch and right before she cums hit her behind the ear

I was fucking her doggy style and right before she cummed I monkey punched her

by John Evan’s June 20, 2025

Spite monkey mentality

Regular teenage behavior

Not getting along with your family is considered spite monkey mentality.

by Threescore August 26, 2016

Cock Monkey Pro

where you grab ahold of a mans penis at the base with two hands and shake around on it like your life depends on kt

hay i just used the “cock monkey pro” on johnny and he loved it!

by AlaskinPipeliner February 23, 2021

Monkey

An animal that is usually used to call black people.

“Wassup dumb monkey?”
“Nothing much. You?”

by Yoda YTP August 15, 2021

spotless monkey

This is where the vagina is clean shaven. This will usually have the taste of cod, but the texture of a leopards tongue

“Shiela has got a spotless monkey, I ate it and fingered her some.”

by FriedTasty September 21, 2019