Trunk Monkey

A person who is black that can't drive

man I hate those trunk monkeys

by CrAcK_mOnKeY195 December 19, 2022

chunky monkey

A nice plump human who loves anal sex and belly rubs.

That man is a chunky monkey

by Zookie man October 3, 2021

Monkey Feathers

Equivalent to acting surprised, or saying "oh shit"

Person 1: oh monkey feathers I dropped my ice cream!

Person 2: damn man that sucks I'm sorry.

by 击Lewy击 June 15, 2022

All Monkeyed up!

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!

I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!

I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and whej the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!

by Monkeyboy1234567 August 3, 2018

Two legged twat monkey

Something funny call ya m8

Lou lou ya two legged twat monkey

by Onyx1205 October 2, 2016

Turtle Monkey

A man that has a long neck, a hairy body and a monkey face.

Guy 1- see this guy right there?

Guy 2- He looks like a turtle monkey.

by Defineiswhatido January 26, 2021

faction monkey

when a person a roblox the wild west sweat joins a big faction and grind notority and kills in manor wars, usually toxic and found in small servers, if found, exterminate.(small tutorial on how to exterminate: get a lasso, lasso them, if that doesnt work rob them, if they still havent left then rob grind them, free money xdddd)second definition:when people who play the wild west on roblox become toxic as fuck and dox and ruin people on discord, spreading lies and shit, starting drama, all of that shit

person 1: *gets paterson and proto quickswitched AND tbagged*
person1: WHAT THE FUCK VRO THIS GUY IS BEING TOXIC AND HE KILLED ME IN ONE SECOND
person2:thats a faction monkey bro, just rob him
person2:atleast if you can fucking reach him that is
factionsweat:EZ KID GET FUCKING FUCKED

by anonymous February 4, 2025