Mom

A selfless leader and loving woman who gives to others before herself. Julie will stoat nothing to provide for those she loves and deserves the world. I love you more than words can describe. Happy Mother's Day!

I love my mom

by KTimbol May 9, 2020

ur mom

the hottest person you'll ever meet on earth.

Jake: I did your mom so hard last night
Birth: Omg lucky I would totally do a three sum with my mom too!!

by cacalacabaka March 13, 2022

your mom

An immature response to any question when you have no idea what to say.

“Hey, whatcha doin later tonight?”
“Your mom!”
“Damn it!”

by amethyst1736 October 12, 2019

Half-Mom

Your Best Friends mom who is like a mom to you so she is your half-mom

Thank you Half-Mom! Your daughter, my best friend, will love it!

by Jade Craze June 2, 2020

I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're in an awkward situation, say this to make the other person feel uncomfortable instead.

Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: ?
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...

by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022

Your mom

Term used when telling a joke if your sensitive your probably gonna be a by about it

Person 1: what are you doing

Person 2: your mom

by By your mom <3 December 5, 2021

your mom

lil bitch who suck my dick every day XDDDDD

I banged your mom yesterday. pleb XDDDD

by Tonnyz May 9, 2018