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Double Secret Stranger

When two dudes adjacent to each other numb their own hands with the objective of giving themselves a stranger. However, each dude mistakenly grabs each others' penis and proceed to perform the stranger on the other person while believing they are performing said act on themselves, erstwhile they are performing the double stranger on each other.
John and Bob got completely wasted, crashed on the futon next to each other with the intention of performing a stranger. However, they were so fucked up that they ended up performing a double secret stranger.
by gaptooth December 17, 2023
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A Double Muskee

When two men tag team a woman using used wool socks for condoms.
She needed to do laundry after recieving A Double Muskee.
by The Real Muskee May 28, 2024
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Double eyed mask

Someone who is always anonymous and quiet and never talks about anything about themselves at all. They often wear masks or bags with two eye holes in them, which is where this term originats namesake from.
She’s definitely a double eyed mask cause she doesn’t talk about anything about her life. She’s been quiet for quite a while and I want to ask her what’s happening with her but she won’t say anything. I am scared and worried for her and I want to help her somehow.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
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King Double Ceramic Knives

King Double Ceramic Knives! Knives of the world! The go near ceramic knives, a never rust, color and changed. Healthy and environmental product. Then keep original taste and color of food. When cutting vegetables, fruit, or meat. This is a 7-inch black mirror blade ceramic knife, beautiful and sharp. Hold ceramic still, shaaa, and the surface advantages for mobbing kitchen brooms. Look! You can cut 500 pieces of paper with it completely just for once. Our eyes will be stimulated when we use stew knives to cut onion, even will be tearful. Look! I'm okay, even when I put an onion on my eye now. So, ceramic knives all some advantages while stew knives didn't hon. If you use a blunt knife to cut ginger, the ginger chips will not be very smooth. Whether is to cut ginger's chips or small slices very easy and flexible. For beef, only food or likely, you can get ever each out of thing beef son. Look, this is a wood. I use my ceramic knife just like to cut a potato. Look at the slices! It will be very convenient if you have a ceramic knife and home. Multi-functional and non-magnetic. Look, the pieces are so thin. Good too for business dinner vegetables carving. People always afraid that ceramic knives can not be fooled, but King Double Ceramic Knives will not be damaged so easy. Don't worry for your carelessness. A matter you fall out sideways or vertically it will be okay still nothing damaged. Dear friends, Ceramic Knives will make your life better. Enjoy your life. Thank you.
I could not enjoy my life until I got some King Double Ceramic Knives. Now my life is made better!
by wifiroutermoneromining December 4, 2022
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FFM Double Ass Job

FFM Double ass job- A sexual act performed in a threesome involving two females, and one male the two females oil up each others ass cheeks, and both females each get into the doggy style position and grind their slippery asses together while the male stands over top of both of them and thrust downward andslides his hard cock in between both of the females asses without penetrating their pussies or their assholes
Also can be done when the man is on his back, one female on each side in doggy style position, both of their asses pressed against each other with his hard cock in the middle of both of their ass cheeks as they grind up and down without penetrating their pussies or assholes
I had a threesome with these two hot chicks one time . Or they were ass to ass I stood over both of them and slipped my hard cock in between the ass cheeks without fucking any oftheir holes. It’s called a double ass job.
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FFM Double Ass Job- Two females ass to ass grinding on a hard cock

FFM Double ass job- A sexual act performed in a threesome involving two females, and one male the two females oil up each others ass cheeks, and both females each get into the doggy style position and grind their slippery asses together while the male stands over top of both of them and thrust downward andslides his hard cock in between both of the females asses without penetrating their pussies or their assholes
Also can be done when the man is on his back, one female on each side in doggy style position, both of their asses pressed against each other with his hard cock in the middle of both of their ass cheeks as they grind up and down without penetrating their pussies or assholes
I had a threesome with these two hot chicks one time . Or they were ass to ass I stood over both of them and slipped my hard cock in between the ass cheeks without fucking any oftheir holes. It’s called a double ass job.

I had a threesome with these two hot chicks one time and they both were grinding their asses together on my slippery cock, they called it a double ass job. Two females ass to ass grinding on a hard cock
by Mackle Deeslong October 10, 2025
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Double in

2 x Intercourse within a short timeframe. I.e twice in one session or one at night and one first thing in the morning.
“How’d you go last night?” “A double in!! I'm red raw!!”
by Double Doubles May 2, 2021
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Double Sitter

Term coined by comedian Blaine P.

The opposite of a half sitter.
In a half-sitter, one poops without having made full contact with the toilet, whereas in a double sitter, one has already wiped and washed, and after concluding the poop must return very soon after.
A: “Damn bro, why did you walk out of the bathroom, stop, and immediately turn around and go back?”
B: “My poop turned into a double sitter”
by anonymous August 18, 2021
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