Fortnite kid

A child who only play’s fortnite all the there usually skinny no life’s or fat no life’s and they never go outside and they have no friend and fortnite is the only thing they talk about

You only play fortnite what no life fortnite kid

by Ejeisisjiwsi November 21, 2022

no mic kid

One of those kids who always shits around in voice chat but doesn't own/use a microphone, often to the detriment of everyone involved.

xXl33tslayer42Xx: "Bro, we lost cause mommy and daddy wont get no mic kid a headset."
(Text chat) nomic43: "it broke i frickign swear!1"

by Fruitsz November 21, 2022

minecraft kid

usually a 8 - 12 year old (in worse cases it can go up to 19) who watches too much dream smp. this is one of two possible types of dream stans, one is a kid who wants to desperatly recreate dream smp but end up making a fool of oneself.

teacher: jacob you're partnered with caleb
jacob: oh shit im paired with a minecraft kid
caleb: would you be interested in joining the insanity smp? we're on season 3 and its really interes-
jacob: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO RECREATE DREAM SMP AND GO PLAY LITTERALLY ANY OTHER GAME OTHER THAN MINECRAFT FOR A GOD DAMN CHANGE!!!

by chlorine eater November 25, 2022

Kid catcher

When a woman shaves around her pussy but leaves the hair between it and her belly button. That way the dude can pull out and the kids get caught in the jungle.

She had a super thick kid catcher but I ate her pussy anyway.

by Therealdeal1984 November 30, 2022

Ghetto kid

Wears bass pro shops hat, wears a shirt of a band they don’t listen, wears nascar shirts but only knows about there political controversies, associates decent cartoons with horrible rap, listens to horrible rap, makes cringe edits, and thinks they’re hood but aren’t even a close to actual hood people like Miami, Memphis, and Detroit citizens as well as celebrities like ice cube, Jason luttrell, Eminem, etc

Sees Instagram feed: “so many ghetto kids”

by Nascarfan2007 September 13, 2022

Nacho Kid

Your step child

“Nacho kid, nacho problem”

by Okiekobie September 13, 2022

Ice Pack Kid

The kid that always brings an ice pack in their lunch. Typically always has the best foods for lunches and will seldom share it. These kids are often quick to anger not only regarding their lunches but also with many other situations that put them in an uncomfortable situation. These kids also follow the trend of growing up with YTV and can be generally very overprotective.

“Dude what did you pack for lunch?”
(Opens bag) “Oh just some leftovers.”
“Aw man an Ice pack? I totally took you for an Ice Pack Kid!”
(Seemingly becoming defensive) “What’s wrong with having an ice pack in my lunch? And no I’m not sharing!”

by JimLahey6/10 September 13, 2022