NCW-Kid

A child conceived during the period of time during the beginning of the pandemic where condoms sold out.

(No Condom Week)

Uncle: what’s wrong with your kid?!

Mom: I don’t know, he’s an NCW-kid

Or

*family fight*
Kid: Dad mom Why don’t you love me as much as the other siblings

Dad: Because you’re an NCW kid.
Mom: Why would you tell him!!
Dad: I couldn’t take it anymore. He had to know!

Mom: Fine! You know, there were no condoms in the beginning of the pandemic, but your dad and me were really horny… But we still do love you

by nora the explorer January 23, 2022

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Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler)

A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.

Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz

by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024

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dynasty kid

Generally, an 18 year old kid who inherits their parents company, meets with investors, and generally works with their parent’s company. Kid is only involved due to blood relation.

Man, did you see that young hotshot out there? Yeah, I think he’s a dynasty kid.

by anonymous May 8, 2021

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Sour patch kid

Oons

Oony is a sour patch kid.

by Oons May 8, 2021

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Submarine kid

A kid that is very strong and post a lots of pictures of his abs in instagram. They press his stomach so hard that they end up being more pressed than the screws of a submarine.

Look at that submarine kid doing calisthenics.

by cheese faces December 3, 2019

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