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Offline friends

Someone who you know and hang around with in real life; the opposite of online friends.
Online friend: What your plans for next week?

Person: Gonna see my offline friends!
by Jack Spank9049 August 4, 2023
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my enemy's enemy is my friend

(a phrase taken out of The United States foreign policy):

a phrase meaning: as long as I have a common enemy with a given person and I will take the risk that this friend of mine might betray me later.
Jason: James my man, why the heck are you friends with Robert? He convince you and Alison to break up and the took Alison's virginity anyways.

James: Listen, my enemy's enemy is my friend. What I mean is, Alison and I were already having relationship issue before Robert became a regular at the bar where she then worked. Not only that but Robert and I had a common enemy, whose name is Carl, and we became friends before the whole affair with Alison simply Robert hates Carl because Carl stole his car. And I hate Carl because he borrowed money from me to pay rent on a stupid storage locker and never bothered paying me back.

Jason: so now the you and Robert want to gang up on Carl? and you don't care about Robert betraying you? wtf?

James: Don't know yet, but Robert and I became friends because we did have a common enemy, Carl. and I don't care about Robert's betrayal, because I took that risk when I became friends with him.
by Sexydimma December 12, 2012
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friends

-Why are you not hanging out with your friends?
-Mom, I am too annoying to have friends
by hahalonelyaf May 6, 2021
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Friends

You need friends!
by imyumi February 25, 2018
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period friend

Someone who a girl always turns to thats on their period.
Daughter: Im hideous no one likes me!
Mum: Oh please, I've heard this before, go talk to your period friend.
by Mynameisnotjamestaylorlolol August 15, 2011
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonperianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Family And Friend {Friends & Family} : The Firsts Juvenile Release....
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Best friends

Shoving a ducks beak up your friends ass and eating it’s poo later
by Bsyesisk February 1, 2024
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