Zone Friending

The act of creating a friendship to ship an old friend with your new one; or to get two new people together.

Growing close to someone in an attempt to get them to interact with a friend.

1. Damn, John was zone friending both Jawn and Jella? He tryna be cupid or something?

2. Oh shit, Anjella was definitely zone friending me for Gohn. I barely know the guy tho!

by imbesmerser December 28, 2023

U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds

ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.

by Ludwig_Doom August 04, 2021

had my friend check new york

When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass

It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.

by Breezyred May 10, 2021

Hood Friend

A friend that wears a hood.

"My friend is wearing a hood now, I guess he's called the hood friend now ahahahahah? *gets shot*"

by June 02, 2023

i heard from a friend of a friend

that dick was 10 outta 10 💯💯💯💯🤤😮 💨

Girl 1: I heard from a friend of a friend
Me: That dick was a 10 outta 10
*We both start doin the dance

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 29, 2022

gloomy friend

That friend who's always sad and see life trough a grey scale of colours

Be there for your gloomy friend...

by a.m13 February 06, 2017

My Friend Pedro

A banana that helps/guides you to kill your victims but people ignore his existence for some reason.

My Friend Pedro is a good friend for trying keep his “promise”.

by Virgin Oil March 20, 2022