Monkey Wrenched

The act of pooping in your hand and throwing it at someone.

Man, I walked into a patients room this morning and was monkey wrenched as soon as I opened the door.

by #1SMTX May 23, 2024

Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy

yo: "damn is this Newport monkey good"
gurt: "the new model?"
yo: "yeah, it vibrates too!!"

by kathred May 27, 2025

Mega pebis monkey

A monkey that only prefers to consume elongated pebus.

Dont let that Mega pebis monkey see drakes leak. He might just hunt him down.

by Pebus god May 11, 2024

Murder Monkey

Murder Monkeys are monkeys that have been turned down sex by another ape or said sex sucked. As they become Murder Monkeys, their heads inflate, their eyes bulge out of their heads, they start wearing bellhop clothing, grow thrice their height and knives materialize in their hands. They then set out to kill everything in their path. The only way to end their killing spree is terminal crack-cocaine. It'll calm them down before making them die.

Man: oh shit its a murder monkey

by JG_DUCKY December 13, 2021

Chunky monkey

A sexual act involving dropping a lumpy turd into a sexual partners mouth and making them swallow it whole. The next day, you give them multiple laxatives and making them shit it back out onto a random animal of your choosing (such as a monkey)

“Me and Sarah did the chunky monkey last night, it got all over the dog”

by 2001legohagrid January 11, 2022

Monkey Fist

A type of knot on a rope that's very hard and can hurt an Individual if the rope is swung hard enough to cause blunt force damage... Used when monkey fisting a bad monkey...

If you need a weapon but you are not allowed to have one , take this rooe for a monkey fist to help you.

by LuckyGrendelSparkleMSK December 24, 2018

Brass Monkey

that funky money

“brass monkey that funky god damn monkey

by papagetos May 21, 2024