monkey nuts

when someone or something is displeasing or possibly boring.

"man that school rally kinda sucked monkey nuts".

by goofy hippo April 27, 2022

Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around

When a man is receiving head and he reaches over the top of the girl and sticks his thumb at least an inch and a half in her ass

I gave Lindsey a Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around

by Gabe Willy April 10, 2025

monkeys and typewriters

No fucking chance, man. Even with infinite chances, time, and probability, it ain't happening.

"Did your team survive?"
"They were too inexperienced. You know, monkeys and typewriters."

by onebakedsnake October 5, 2021

monkey principle

When a woman won't leave a partner or group of friends until she has found a suitable replacement, like a monkey swinging from one vine to another, generally because she can't stand being alone.

Suzie just left Fred and now she's fucking Johnny? Monkey principle in full effect!

by AflacDuck77777 September 1, 2010

Mega pebis monkey

A monkey that only prefers to consume elongated pebus.

Dont let that Mega pebis monkey see drakes leak. He might just hunt him down.

by Pebus god May 11, 2024

okaloka monkey

What a person who is very uncool and probably likes his best friends sister is referred to as.

My friend Taylor is very okaloka monkey guys.

by Bob whiteman the 3rd December 20, 2023

Brass Monkey

that funky money

“brass monkey that funky god damn monkey

by papagetos May 21, 2024