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i pad kid

a kid who is physically bent over an electronic while doing most of their tasks during the day; has their face shoved so deep into their fucking phone while eating- in other words it describes brady
by akdjdkekskxkxkkejenendjskd March 12, 2022
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net kid

Netkids (noun)
A generation of kids who grew up neglected or unsupervised by their parents or guardians, turning to the internet as their primary source of comfort and/or entertainment. Often characterized by (but not limited to,) having a deep connection between niche communities, NSFL/NSFW sites or forums, Youtubers, games, self-taught drawing skills, and memes that they were exposed to, mainly at an early age. (Can be used in a negative or positive connotation.)
"I can't believe parents give their children an Ipad and expect everything to be okay. All they're doing is raising them to become net kids."
alternatively,
"Sometimes I feel like the internet raised me more than my parents did. I'm just another stupid netkid."
by rebic November 22, 2024
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Kids Chat

A dry as fuck chat site full of pedophiles and catfish
Craig - Kids Chat is fucking trash
Randy- Preach it
by Yurriiii April 6, 2021
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Ipad Kid

An individual who was raised by iPads, or just straight up gen alpha, These people mostly don't use any other devices besides iPads.
"You're an ipad kid, aren't you?
by PseudoNullXero December 15, 2023
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Stray Kids

by Hanswifey July 29, 2023
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If you threaten a kid

You don't have schizophrenia. You don't have severe mental issues. You aren't a mythical creature from the underworld. That isn't how reality works.
Hym "And if you threaten a kid and the guy keeps doing the thing your threatened the kid over, murder the kid. Maim it. Mangle it. Kill someone else's kids. Kill as many kids as it takes for him to learn the lesson threatening his kid didn't teach him. The more blood you spill, the closer he gets to understanding that his kids isn't worth 2 cents buried in a pile of donkey shit. And then kill yourself to show him that you aren't afraid of whatever God he cowers before."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
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This Kid

A phrase used to describe a person when they have done something controversial.
You said “Halo sucks
Other unnamed individual says “This kid”
by This Is Factual April 9, 2022
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