farting in my boots

farting so much that you can’t help it or control yourself.

I’m farting In my boots right now since I haven’t pooped all day

by stephani_pie_ February 08, 2023

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fart-tight

Something so tight it causes you to fart when trying to loosen.

That bolt was fart-tight !

by JB-lack 79 December 09, 2024

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corn farting

Corn farting is that that mess at bottom of the corn popper that is all yellow looking. So, how do you wipe the yellow stuff off the white fluffy stuff?

Corn Farting: Even scrubbing it won't get all the corn farting out of your popcorn popper.

by Bubba from Georgia June 12, 2019

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right fart

if there can be a right whale, i can have right farts...!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!

john cleared out the room, but it was nevertheless a right fart

i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!

my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!

by michael foolsley January 30, 2010

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