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Farting like the Barber's Cat

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.
by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022
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Brain Fart

A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity
Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...

Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!
by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022
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Fart Ghoul

The act of ripping a putrid fart in a confined area, while actively preventing fresh air to circulate causing people to gag and cough; making them resemble a ghoulish appearance.
"Anthony cant come on any road trips anymore, hes a total Fart Ghoul".
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022
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Big Fart Bobby

when you're giving your partner head and they let out a big fart that smells like cream cheese and booty oder
She had a Big Fart Bobby in bed last night
by ThatBlackPersonBobby November 20, 2021
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clit fart

This is going to be a Queef’s
Sarah had a clit fart a the dinner party
by Show pony March 20, 2022
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Bone Fart

When you crack your bones, the noise and relief is from a release of gas. Therefore, a bone fart.
I went to the chiropractor and got the bone fart.
by TheQuibbles June 26, 2024
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Fart

by ×××bml××× March 13, 2019
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