I’m going to die if I don’t get something soon

I’m starting to wonder if I am hopeless :(

I’m going to die if I don’t get something soon

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 10, 2021

You Unzip, You Go To The Urinal and You Touch Yourself

mhmhmhmhhmh

You Unzip, You Go To The Urinal and You Touch Yourself
mhmhmhmhm

by Wild Destroyer June 20, 2023

I don't know what I'm going to do with you!

Significant other is fed up or exhausted with the idea of you being around them.

Justin, you are getting to be too much and I'm confused about how I should handle you! You have made me mad/annoyed for the last time!!
("I don't know what I'm going to do with you!" is to be aggravated or annoyed by one's actions)

by November 19, 2022

Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

I just upgraded to OSX Lion 10.7, I own a normal fucking mouse (Intellimouse), not some "magic-harry-potter" mouse, and I hate invented scrolling - in fact, trouble is that I cannot find a way to change it.

When I go to "System Preferences" - "Mouse" .. there's nothing. When I go to "System Preferences" - "Microsoft Mouse"; guess what? NOT A FUCKING THING.

So gents and ladys, how do I get rid of this piece of shit so I can fucking scroll as I've been doing for the last two decades?

Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck you, Steve!

Oh, and to you out there, who answers this question: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS!

How can I remove inverted scrolling in OSX Lion with a normal (NO MAGIC MOUSE) mouse? Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

by A very mad Apple-buyer. July 27, 2011

kick the ass of life and lets go (Turkish Urban Idioms)

nothing isn't as worth as life, dont worry about yourself and keep on the way of life

a situation kick the ass of life and lets go (Turkish Urban Idioms)
children who flunked in class and took father cars to go to end of year party without permission

by STS07 May 12, 2011

ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die

Some weird ass trailer for a game where you play as Mr krabs from spongebob and take ketamine,deliver the ketamine

fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton

person one:so whats this video you wanted to show me?
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V

by Agent Stamos November 08, 2020

You should go to idaho because you da ho

When you are in the need of a very smart(not) intelligent(stupid) comeback or insult this is what you say. Guaranteed to have some kind of result.

-Daniel

IN school during lunch

Joe: What the fu** are you doin.
Daniel: Im eating this bread stick.
Liljj: You like you sukin co*k
Sebastian: Oh you just got burned
George: owwwww
Steven: (dirty smile)
Mickey: Just Stares
Daniel: Go to hell george, screw you sebastian, HI STEVEN!, whats he doing here (pointin at mickey)

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Daniel: Well,frustrated You should go to idaho because you da ho .
Liljj: wtf
Sebastian: HAHAHAHA
George: walks away in shame
Chuck Norris: IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
Everyone: oh shit
Chuck Norris: BAHHHHHHHH!!! while firin lazor

by Daniel R. (Danny911) April 26, 2010