fat jake

a big ass dude. like when you look at him just big as shit

bro there’s fat jake, he jumped and 50 dead in alaska

by bearrrrrrrrrrrr April 27, 2024

Purple fat dude

Fucking idiots. Anyone that knows someone with this name or nickname is a fucking idiot. Name is used when a fat middle aged man takes a shower and falls asleep whilst shitting

Hey, that’s a purple fat dude

by Idiotic potato November 9, 2019

Taxis Make You Fat and Lazy

The mantra held by some people who play The Amazing Race ORGs, it is the belief that using taxis, the fastest but most expensive transport option, will make you soft and weaken you for what is to come in the race, so it is better not to use taxis at all. Also known by the abbreviation TMYFAL.

Were you actually considering using a taxi? Didn’t you know that Taxis make you fat and lazy? It’s scientifically proven. Nobody who taxis leg 1 ever wins the race. It’s a waste of money and it makes your muscles waste away as well.

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024

Fat Stairs

The heavy breathing you get from when you go up a flight of stairs

Damn those fat stairs

by 23savage December 19, 2016

fat fuck

A fat, stupid person, just like you

I bet you don't know 1+1, you fat fuck

by Ben Dover #1 November 26, 2022

Fat Hot

The 1st definition is fairly accurate however the author failed to mention their universal affinity for horses and that every picture on their FB is always from the neck up and you're all like daaaaamn and then you meet the dove at the pub in person and she's an F-ing Beluga and you're all like damn.

Heather turned out to be a Fat Hot but I smashed it anyway!! You them big n' pretties is my specialty!!

by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020

Rip a fat turdy.

To take a large drag from a vape and produce a large vape cloud.

Give me that elf bar I'll rip a fat turdy.

by ElfBar69 June 20, 2022