deez nuts

my nuts

person: dammnnn what should i have for dinner
other person: deez nuts

by therealfinnwolfhard January 22, 2021

Cream nut

When something happens that is so good you relate it to creaming Kim Kardashian.

I found a gram of weed under the couch, CREAM NUT!!!!!

by Mikey Cucum December 8, 2018

ginger nut snap

When a person with red hair and the fiery temper generally associated with it totally loses their shit, screaming and foaming at the mouth due to something trivial....

Kathleen had a complete Ginger Nut Snap when she found that someone had removed her yoghurt from the office refrigerator....

by Jimmy Roo Boy May 13, 2016

nut clacking

The act of sweeping ones nuts across a friend or enemies keyboard

Guy1: dude i just saw joe nut clacking your brother
Guy2: you sick fuck thats not cool

by dank-smoker32 October 20, 2013

Projectile Nut Shot

It's when you have a direct hit as when a blunt object is aimed for your soft bits.

What the hell was that? Fred Durst on the receiving end of a citrus fruit projectile nut shot.

by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018

Trump nuts

A pair of any orange sphere pressed together below the waist

(Pulls out 2 orange golf balls) hey bro look at my trump nuts

by Bbg_central November 22, 2025

Nut Hail Mary

When you ejaculate across the room and into the anal cavity of either a male or a female.

My bitch wanted a nut hail mary so I threw it.

by Legiitz September 15, 2018