gay best friend

A person that popular kids want to have as a friend for clout.

Popular girl: I have a gay best friend, so I am definitely NOT homophobic!!

by maleepicface April 8, 2021

gay man's toilet

When the long, hard, wooden handled toilet plunger is put into the toilet bowl, and left to stick straight up into the air.

As Billy the blind kid wandered in to the restroom at pizza hut, he sat down to find quite a surprise. He had just discovered the gay man's toilet.

by cuntpunter69 September 29, 2009

gay-k 47

1. An extremely gay person.

2. The weapon of choice for a gay terrorist.

1. Check out that gay k over there.

2. that fagg is a gay-k 47.

by jkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk47 January 10, 2010

Gay Sock Rules

1) When in the company of the same sex, having your socks off is considered homosexual.
2) Socks should be on at all times when in the company of the same sex to be considered heterosexual. No exceptions.

Person 1: Bro have you heard about the gay sock rules?

Person 2: Yeah man, I always wear socks when im around the guys. I’m not gay.

by Adam/Eve/Steve January 16, 2019

Gacha gay stories

A crime against humanity.

Jane: Hey John, look at this video!

The Video: “My Pervert Brother is my Lover (Gacha Life Gay Story, 13+)
John: Ew. You watch Gacha gay stories?

by Salted_Fluff March 2, 2020

ambiguously gay higgins

This is a person who has sexual tendancys toward people or persons of his own sex. He tries to hide his feelings, but all he can think about is soaking his loans in the gulf of mexico at sunset with a very handsome man named seisto. He pictures himself with seisto skipping naked down the beach holding hands and letting his manhood wave in the wind. His feelings are so strong that other people know that he longs to be with his mexican manslave.

damn your an ambiguously gay higgins.

by higgins March 22, 2005

Gay Bear Orgy

2 or more male bears reach sexual climax as a result of prior sexual activities.

One day I was taking a stroll in the woods when I heard strange grunting noises. I began to investigate, only to find 4 male bears having a Gay Bear Orgy.

by Turtlegasm August 10, 2009