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New Jorker

A person or family of someone who from the city (New York) but moved to the suburbs of Jersey.

Considers themselves a New Yorker just living in New Jersey
"You from New Jersey?"
"First of all its Jersey, and yeah but I'm a New Jorker"
by Nico Safelli December 17, 2014
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new hampshiers

Crazy but fun and friendly people NH. These people are pretty mellow know how to have a good time.
New hampshiers are some wacky people ( a person in Vermont said that).
by Dasiy meerkat July 24, 2017
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News Bae

I'm sorry. I can't resist. You seem fine now so...

Hym *Deeeeeep inhale* "Hooo! You don't believe in ANY sort of moral equivalence under ANY CIRCUMSTANCE because your conceptualization of morality is entirely binary! There is only 'Doing what "God" said' and 'Immorality,' to you. You, in your own mind, have a monopoly on morality. I don't know about him but probably THAT EXACT AMOUNT of victimization. I was right on the edge with the retard sex cult and weaponized schizophrenia, so, yeah probably about that exact amount. 4 hours of electricity a day, no clean drinking water, and Israel has DIRECT CONTROL of access to food, water, and electricity and can turn it off at a whim. Which is why is doesn't fucking matter that the Jews haven't physically gone to Gaza since 2005 because they don't need to physically need to be there to have a direct effect on the quality of life from Palestinians. To what degree is their quality of life contingent upon cooperation from Israel that they are not receiving?
The per capita is irrelevant. It isn't fucking worse than 9/11. 700 people is 700 people and 3000 people is 3000 people. Claiming that it's impossible to avoid killing kids or that you're trying really hard not to seems like a pretty convenient way of giving yourself license to kill kids while maintaining the ability to claim moral superiority. 100 of them now, in Gaza. And counting. It's just like the Bud light thing. You actively lead a boycott against them. And then BLAME THEM for YOU boycotting them. What you fail to grasp is that the value of your women and kids lives are contingent the value of the lives of other people... To you. If your kids were dying of thirst. You would help them. So. If you're not going to help the Palestinians. They are probably going to kill your kids. What do you expect them to do? Sit there and wait patiently to- Oh! Right... That's exactly what you expect then to do... Well... That's not really how the world works. (And I only go beaten to the punch on this one because I was holding back for news bae)"
by Hym Iam October 11, 2023
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by Μorgz Mum March 7, 2019
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Fake News

Someone who says something that doesn't match with a Trump Supporter's opinion
Person 1: This can't be the best economy ever, GDP growth for this quarter's been the weakest since the first quarter of 2017
Person 2: Wrong, you're Fake News.
by My tag is already used July 26, 2019
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New Woke

Somebody who swears on their life they are "anti-woke" while embodying the negative aspects of unreasonable identity politics that being "woke" is so often characterized by. Often characterized by strong sensitive reactions while claiming that anyone who disagrees with them is being "overly sensitive".
White Lives Matter is just identity politics--call that the New Woke.
by KJaydeB May 26, 2025
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