Cat Paralysis

When your cat(s) sit on you in the most inconsiderate ways, but you just accept it because they silly billy monkey fishes.

Hey babe!! Can you grab my drink? I got da cat paralysis. Cheeto Margariti and Lucas Dacoco are sleeping on my foot.

by Updog9000 November 1, 2022

Umpi cat

Penis shaped cat for anal sex

Hey do you want my umpi cat to umpiiii

by Mr.cash money March 8, 2019

Cat

Cat is an animal what can cep as a pet🐱🐱🐱

Cat are the best

by Savenneah May 8, 2020

pixel cats

cute ah bih i be cuddlin

pixel cats: dont pull out daddy

by tryna69? December 13, 2020

cats or dogs

a way of asking if your friend is gay or not

Kyle: Cats or dogs
Ash: dogs?
Kyle: ofc homo /j

by uhidkiggggg June 22, 2021

cat bruh

cat bruh is a cat and cute also naughty she likes to sit in a sova
Person 1: this cat is cute but annoys me bruh
Person 2: yea i think \_(")_/

cat bruh is cute but i don't know if that's real so.....

by this cat is name bruh cat ok October 29, 2021

Weenier cat

A Big Black Hybrid between a cat and your fat as mom very scary.

The weenier cat sussly climbed big nig tree

by NoHomenigger October 6, 2023