A condition caused by constantly being submerged in swamp water. Symptoms of which include itchy red swollen feet, and loose fibers within the urethra. A pre-cursor to this condition may also be seen as boots filled with muskeg.
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The other day I was walking in the swamp and seemed to have contracted the muskeg dick.
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