Gentle understanding cat

A gentle cat that understands You

awww look at that gentle understanding cat

by pokemoose February 1, 2021

Cat

Amazing fluffy demons who rule the world by using humans as their puppets.

"cat"

by Zoria de butterfly January 26, 2021

Cat

Cat is a type of clever woman who may be called by other nicknames or her formal name which they forget due to being called Cat for so long. Her mother likely still calls her by her given name. When she is an adult, efforts to get her mother to introduce her as “Cat” but it will be an uphill battle. Cat has a good heart and is kind through and through. Cat loves to troll people and observe their reactions to outlandish things she may say to evoke said reactions. Notable repertoire of facts and uncommonly used words.

“Wow, Cat has the best words.”

by Worbdorb November 23, 2021

Cats

Cute, fluffy, little demons that will cuddle you and then claw your eyes out.

Person 1: Are those your cats?
Person 2: Yes, stay away.

by ExempliCATS May 9, 2022

Cat

The most self loving, most manipulative beings ever. Would kill you in your sleep if you weren't the one who fed it. The only reason it would cuddle you is to make you feed it. It is also extremely sassy. They are Karens.

The cat was the prime suspect for the murder.

by BookNerd7878 March 31, 2022

Cat Theory

The theory that women are like cats, in the way that when you go to pet a cat, it doesn't want anything to do with you, but when you give a cat no attention, it comes and cuddles with you. The same goes for a woman and the amount of attention you give them.

How did you bag Sara bro? She's a 10!

Cat Theory Bro. Ignored her for two weeks. Works every time.

by bacondeliguava July 19, 2016

smurf cat

"In the hidden recesses of the internet, an eerie entity known as Smurf Cat emerged, a Smurf with a cat's face and a snail named Escargot on its back. Created by a mad scientist, its mission was to manipulate the internet through awful memes. Smurf Cat spread atrocious content, rendering unsuspecting users vulnerable to its influence. Its goal was simple: to dumb down society by making terrible memes irresistibly popular. With an army of devoted followers, it aimed to take over the world by reshaping it in its own twisted image. While this story is purely fictional, it serves as a darkly humorous take on the power of memes and their influence on the internet."

omg i wanna kill myself if i see another smurf cat meme

by momdestroynr.69420 October 25, 2023