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Double Sitter

Term coined by comedian Blaine P.

The opposite of a half sitter.
In a half-sitter, one poops without having made full contact with the toilet, whereas in a double sitter, one has already wiped and washed, and after concluding the poop must return very soon after.
A: “Damn bro, why did you walk out of the bathroom, stop, and immediately turn around and go back?”
B: “My poop turned into a double sitter”
by anonymous August 18, 2021
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San Francisco Double Cheeseburger Special

When 2 dudes place their erect, unwashed penises on top of each other while simultaneously holding buns on top and at the bottom, they technically have the buns, the meat and the cheese so it's a double cheeseburger.
Rob and Bob left so early, I heard they had the San Francisco Double Cheeseburger Special .Must've been hungry that night.
by BjLacr October 31, 2022
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Double Flying Belgian bun

An attack of particular brutality where the assailant propels their victim in the air through the performance of a particularly vicious Belgian Bun, before leaping into the air and bringing their prey to earth with a second, more merciless Belgian Bun.
Good grief, did you see that? He gave Adam a double flying Belgian bun right there in the middle of the church during the carol service.
by Dismal Scientist December 16, 2023
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double rainbow

A double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere.
"Woah, that's a full rainbow, all the way. Double rainbow, oh my God."
by Mr.Sir.Dude October 2, 2016
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Double Choco Dip

v. (dirty 69) Based on the NYC ice cream truck, both partners simultaneously perform analigus. Often followed by the Reverse Pocahantos.
Hungry for more the wolf satiated his appetite with a double choco dip.
by Santaur May 16, 2014
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Double Blind Placebo

Both partners are blindfolded, they each sit on one of their hands until it falls asleep. They then proceed to masturbate their partner, with their numb hand.
Karen: What did you do last night, Amanda?
Amanda: Chad and I stayed home and did a Double Blind Placebo!
by kimmytee October 12, 2019
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Double in

2 x Intercourse within a short timeframe. I.e twice in one session or one at night and one first thing in the morning.
“How’d you go last night?” “A double in!! I'm red raw!!”
by Double Doubles May 2, 2021
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