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Mind Fuck

the process of being manipulated by someone who is clearly ahead of the game and knows how to talk to you in such a fashion that gets you to do something the Mind Fucker finds either amusing or beneficial to themselves. This can be done to anyone ignorant/high enough to believe or fall for such trickery.

Example: (ran out of room in below example so i put it here)

sober mind fucks can include but are not limited to

complimenting you or acting towards you in a usually favorable way so that to the mind fuckee, they seem very trustworthy, or deserving of a gift such as sex, promotion, or other reward.
high mind fucks are the most common and amusing and usually consist of;

convincing anyone under the influence of any drug, alcohol, or other impairing substance, to do something that any sober person would see as obviously ridiculous. There are two usual objectives a high mind fucker will go for: 1. is to trick everyone else so that he can make food and eat it all to himself without any of the other people involved getting any. or 2. to make them do something ridiculous.

Ex: Guy a = Mind Fucker. Guy b = Mind Fuckee

Guy a: (in the most serious and convincing tone possible) dude did you know that if you take a hit and your body is all compressed you get higher?

Guy b: really? no way dude!

Guy a: Yeah dude seriously, that's why we have this dog kennel because that way we can climb in and it will compress our body because its so cramped and then when we take the hit we will get higher. (shocked) you haven't ever done that before??

Guy b: no dude i have never, is it awesome?

Guy a: (refers to a 3rd guy who will play along with it and make it more believable) it totally gets you super high right Guy c?

Guy c: yeah dude. its awesome!

Guy b: well shit... lets do it.

after Guy A immediately locking Guy b in the dog kennel and laughing with guy c. At this time videos and pictures are acceptable
by Coggburn November 30, 2010
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Mind-Fuck

Verb;

1. Some one Fuck's With your Mind

2. Gets inside your Head to Change your mind

3. One Has Sex,with another, With there mind
1. She Mind-Fucked me about The Dance

2. She Mind-Fucked Me Into thinking it Was My Fault

3. She Mind-Fucked Me For an Hour, From across the Room during English
by Hunta Be October 24, 2006
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Plum Fuck

Having a/your penis in a womans vagina while simultaneously having your testicles lodged in her anus.

See also keeping the dog in the bathtub
OH MY GOD! That guy has his dick in her twat, and balls in her ass! What a Plum Fuck!
by Dookie March 31, 2005
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cinderella fuck

When you fuck a girl, then steal one of her shoes.
I cinderella fucked that girl from the bar last night... and her loafer smells like fish.
by Bobby Mathis July 23, 2007
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Monster Fucking

usually performed in the Month of October when Halloween Mask are readily available. You and your partner engage in sexual intercourse while wearing these Monster Masks.
What are you doing tonight?

Frank and I are going to be "Monster Fucking" after we Trick or Treat.
by Frank da tank August 23, 2006
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fuck a mermaid

A nautical term used in sailing, describing a forceful or unintentional jibe. When fucking a mermaid, the boom slams across the deck. The term can also be used to describe a sloppy tack.
Heads up! I think we are about to fuck a mermaid.
by Pirate One June 1, 2009
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jesus fucks

"Already being late for work this morning, I encountered one of those jesus fucks and it stalled me an additional 5 minutes!"
by 8088Y80M8 January 1, 2012
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