A fictious animal made up to scare people who are not very outdoors savy, such as women in general, yankees, retards, small children. Wapus cats are said to be three times the size of normal cats and live in the tops of tall pine trees. Their sole mission in life is to jump down on unsuspecting people in the woods at night and beat the hell out of them and leave as fast as they came.
by Randy Lahi August 29, 2012
Get the wapus catmug. Floofballs of fur, cute, cuddly, but also demons! Watch out. Don’t let them get ahold of the lasers... when approaching this feline friend, make sure you packed the holy water and bible, just in case the cat doesn’t like you. Can be found in houses, or sometimes outside. They have knives in their paws... watch out... and keep the lasers safe.
by the coolest of the cool kid July 21, 2020
Get the Catmug. by anonymous January 18, 2022
Get the Catmug. 
Cats are electronics that pose as pets so the government can spy on little girls eating macaroni and cheese. they are programmed to make noise at you indicating they need batteries but instead, we have grown to be smarter and just share the mac n cheese. thus far cats can hurt us. be wary at night when they try to murder you with their claws. the government is trying to downsize the population with this plan to make america a utopia and cat paradise.
by HimikoHimeno on tiktok. October 14, 2021
Get the Catsmug. by cmr1213 December 26, 2018
Get the cat trappingmug. IT is a Phat thing that eats at the rate of one kibble per millisecond and gets as large as a semi-truck and when you go to stroke it it jumps on you with semi truck weight.
by Weird_Shit_Master November 2, 2022
Get the Catmug.