monkey-chuffer

One who violates the rear ends of monkeys.

John is a right monkey-chuffer!

monkey-chuffer by Urban Bob October 6, 2008

monkey mix 

A mix of the drugs ketamine, cocaine and MDMA.

We wanted to get fucked up so we got a gram of ket, a gram of sniff and a g of MD n mixed it all up into a monkey mix.

"i was off my pickle on that monkey mix"

monkey mix by -: aLiAs :- October 14, 2008

monkey nap 

When someone has been up on meth a few days and goes to sleep while driving a vehicle for a few seconds then wakes back up

I took a monkey nap and when I woke up I had 4 flats where I ran through a road construction project at 3am.

monkey nap by Drunken Indian April 14, 2009

Monkey Choba 

One who dances with monkeys and/or smells like one. Can also be used as an everyday word.**

Owen is a monkey choba because he never bathes. Aidan likes to dance and smells bad, he is monkey choba. ** You are a cool Monkey Choba. You walk with the monkey chobas man! (mun-kee - ch-oh-baa)

Monkey Choba by The Phokers June 28, 2009

Monkey Splunker 

To Splunk on ones Monkey

bob Robbertson is a raging Monkey Splunker

Monkey Splunker by the great wahzoo November 5, 2009

Monkey Boogie 

1. An activity done by a (usually) young male trying to imitate what he sees on MTV and/or rap videos in order to capitalize on a fad while he can. Typically people who do the monkey boogie do so for money or fame and rarely for personal expression.

2. The act of participating in a trend or fad.

"I saw a new music video today. Yet another person doing the monkey boogie to make money."

"I saw a douche bag drive by today doing the monkey boogie to rap music that shook my windows."

"Look at that chick with bleach blonde streaks and her boyfriend wearing thick-rimmed white sunglasses. They are doing the monkey boogie."

Monkey Boogie by steakface_burr November 20, 2009

monkey grapplers 

feet that can do the work of hands.

She dropped her pen while her hands were full. I was going to pick it up for her but she picked it up with her monkey grapplers.

monkey grapplers by sahmcclure January 10, 2010