by epicfortnitegamer13 July 21, 2025

person 1: yo do cum farts give you a massive erection
person 2: bro wtf
Man: *cums in womans arsehole*
Woman': *farts*
Man: *gets a massive erection*
person 2: bro wtf
Man: *cums in womans arsehole*
Woman': *farts*
Man: *gets a massive erection*
by Ball sucker 9000 June 1, 2023

Alice: Dave is a Metrosexual because he is a Clean Freak and he's always such a Drama Queen. I wonder if there's a word for that?
Jay: Yeah, it's call a Fart Knocker.
Jay: Yeah, it's call a Fart Knocker.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019

An exclamatory statement: A quick and disgusting way to remind everyone That a bowl movement is inevitable. Also used to describe situations that share thematically and emotively the same concept.
by In the gutter, as usual December 10, 2016

by tickledmeelmo March 4, 2023

A large, disruptive, and noisy fart employed to cover up coughs, Used as a disguise for COVID symptoms.
*blarp*
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”
by 6millionjews November 29, 2020

When someone pounds it hard and when the penis pulls out it breathes heavily like the sound of an elephant trunk
He ramed me so hard on the bed. When i rolled over off the bed all i heard was a loud Puddle fart it was heavy wind with extreme pressure that i couldnt control 💨
by Queef_Daddy_Master January 29, 2017
