small dog theory

Similiar to the Hoop Earring Theory. The size of the dog correlates the level of a woman's promiscuity. The smaller the breed, the higher level of promiscuity.

"Hey man, I met this girl at the dog park. She's got a chihuahua, and she seems into me."
"She is into everyone man, its the Small Dog theory."

by PhinTheHumanZ February 3, 2018

corn dog time

When you have time to kill and money to burn.

Of course we can wait for the vendor, we’re on corn dog time.

by Niabla☸️ October 19, 2019

Deep dog turkey

Butt fucking a turkey and tieing zip ties around it to add pressure

You : My and my family deep doged that turkey on thanksgiving!
Me : I love to deep dog turkey

by DeepDogTurkeyLover69 October 7, 2021

Sandy Crotch Dog

When guys go swimming at the beach and their swimsuit gets full of sand.

That last wave spun me around like a washing machine! Now I have a frickin’ Sandy Crotch Dog! I need to go take a shower.

by Boydsta00798033 October 10, 2021

Kentucky bird dog

When you have stray pubic hairs hanging out of your mouth after eating a girl out.

She had a full bush, it Kentucky bird dogged me

by CHRONOUTOPIA315 October 17, 2021

Dog Cunt Millionaire

Aussie slang - Someone who wins the lotto and doesn't deserve it.

Did you hear that Sam won lotto ? Yeah he's a dog cunt millionaire

by bljb1 August 13, 2021

soup dog kelsey

soup dog kelsey is a amazing person and a very good friend 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺‼️ i hope this postes i’ve made like 10

you: “i don’t follow soup dog kelsey”
me: “go follow her now she’s better then you🙄☝🏼“

by jaeorsomething June 2, 2021