blue moon weed

blue moon weed is when you smoke weed under the full moon while blue balling yourself while masturbating

yooo dude it was such a blast last night i had the best blue moon weed ever!

by paneshroud December 22, 2023

Blue bowels

Inspired by “blue balls,” this term refers to the feeling you get when you are starving at a restaurant and see the waiter approaching with food only to pass your table and bring it to other customers.

“Omg our food is coming!”
“Fuck, it’s not ours. I have blue bowels.”

by Theboyssssssss February 27, 2022

Blue Balls

A condition used by men to trick and bully girls into have sexual relations with them

Man: don’t stop or you’ll give me blue balls
Girl: I’m just uncomfortable with this

Man: NO YOU WILL GIVE ME BLUE BALLS AND I WILL HATE YOU!!

by Bi girl xoxo August 9, 2021

blue scholar

Someone with a scholarly degree who still has to work a blue collar job.

We have degrees from Penn, yet here we are, working manual labor. Talk about being blue scholar exemplified.

by Wordsworthl3ss June 7, 2017

Latest technology blues

When you just get the "newest" or "latest" technology and then you see that the even newer version is to come out soon. And you mad.

Ryan Keith Sams-hite acquired the newest galaxy right before seeing an ad for the iPhone 6 causing him to contract the latest technology blues.

by Midnightdirtynames July 15, 2014

Blue Man Group

When you cum on someone’s lower back, then slap your dick in the puddle causing it to splatter like a Blue Man’s paint filled drum.

Last night I performed blue man group on my girl.

by Tim of Maine March 22, 2024

Blue Paint

Your moms Asshole

I stuck my hand in the Blue Paint yesterday night

by DaveedDiggsIsMyDADDY May 21, 2018