missouri jack hammer

it involves 2 men and 1 orphan girl the guy is sitting there fucking the girl and the other slides in to the dm‘s and and propels homies dick with the power of a 1000 cannons into the orphan throat and when the dude fucking the orphan nuts the semen is propelled out of the orphans ass and that is the missouri jack hammer

did you hear about that dude robert do the missouri jack hammer on his cousin his cousin was sore for weeks

by oh s d kill January 22, 2020

Jack Stauber

A wonderful, underrated music artist that publishes weirdcore/ dream core music and it’s wonderful. Please listen to his music you will have no regrets
Sadly he takes random breaks often, so new music is rare, but I respect his decisions
He also has a YouTube channel that posts videos with deep meanings, getting into it would be a good idea

If you listen to his videos a lot and listen to a lot of his music it will seem less strange, don’t call people weird for enjoying his masterpieces

He also created Benny worm, a wonderful video that changed lives, you will see a part of it in the gif

A - I finished my 2 hour Jack Stauber playlist
B - Who’s Jack?
A - :(

by Commander Cat February 29, 2024

Jacked on the Juice

A place just like Joe and the Juice, where you can buy refreshments.
Unlike Joe and the Juice, Jacked on the Juice you come to, to get swole and huge muscles. Because of their "Special" ingredients they put in their juice, you will get massive biceps, huge legs and enourmous sex drive.

I go to Jacked on the Juice after my workout, to get big and get lots of bitches

by Dr. Gains June 3, 2022

Jack W

dustin from stranger things stan

boy 1-wooah is that dustin from that show
boy 2-no its just jack w

by phat_dummy445 January 14, 2021

Jack back flan

when you place flans on a person's back and wank onto them until you cum and then they have to eat them

Matthew pulled a Jack back flan on me last night

by cumluvrrrr February 7, 2022

Jacked around

to not be productive

My friend and I are having to study this weekend because we just jacked around the whole week.

by Boxler3 December 16, 2017

Jack ups

Jack ups are simply trousers that are too short. There are at least 2-3 cm above your ankles.

Example 1 :

Your trousers are serious jack ups.(only if it is really visible that they are above your ankles)
Example 2:

Look at them jack ups, they are too LOL

by Itz_cutequeen October 13, 2017