Cock Sneeze

when some dude sprays cock juice into a Kleenex.

eww dude, that lil bastard leaves his cock sneeze rags all over his room!

by Mr motherfucker January 28, 2017

Cock👀

It’s a group of friends where the leader has a massive penis and fucks every girl in the group with anal and bondage, they also have a lot of fun talking but mostly it’s the leader butt fucking the girls

Dude 1: see that group of friends?
Dude 2: yeah, why?
Dude 1: that’s a cock👀 and the leader has a massive penis

by Big daddy🍆🍆 December 23, 2020

Cock Gremlin

A small, furry creature that resides in the clitoris of fat, cock hungry women. The Cock Gremlin only comes out when it senses male and/or female penis, in which case it peaks its head out of the vagina and approaches the cock in hopes of snatching it and feeding it to its children. A good technique to perform around a Cock Gremlin housing woman is the Boner Wheel.

Tim: Yo man you should watch out for Donya. I heard she houses a Cock Gremlin.

Issac: Nah it's alright dude, if I ever see her I'll just Boner Wheel.

by kellisgay17 October 13, 2011

Babatunde Cock

The biggest blackest cock in the nigger cotton fields

Man Dave has a Babatunde Cock for real nigga, well back to picking cotton

by SexyAnimeGirlAnalPenetration69 January 18, 2020

Shirt Cocking

The act of wearing only a T-Shirt but no pants.

“I went to the Phish show in Phoenix last night. Man. It was insane!! I lost my phone. We were forced to hang out in a neighborhood referred to as the Icebox by the locals. Dead people on the roof of Burger King. It was a whole thing. Just when I thought the worst was over, I awoke shirt cocking in a room full of men. See you next time Phoenix. This time I’ll have a belt”

by BmoreBird June 16, 2022

huge cock

What I wish I had but don't

Girl 1: i bet he has a huge cock

Girl 2: *walks towards him and zips down his pants*
Girl 1: so what did you see?
Girl 2: i think he dropped a packet of shrimps down his pants and one got stuck in there!

by i_am_smort July 24, 2021

Flop Cock

Another word for Dildo, invented when I and my friend Andrew were talking on the phone.

Who the hell named it Dildo anyway? Shit, if I invented it I'd have called it a Flop Cock. *Horrendous Laughter Ensues*

by JohnnySkeetSkeet November 20, 2004