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my saggy balls

I found some bullets at a gas station and I did some research turns out that they are from an automatic assault rifle smdh (they were drill bits) found that on My Saggy Balls
by Nippletinsfinesthero January 10, 2018
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lol surprise balls

When she thinks you have a really nice surprise for her, but in reality, it's just your balls.... and you laugh in her face.
Kevin: Hey, Karen.... I noticed you worked really hard this week, so I got you something.

Karen: OMG, Kevin! You shouldn't ha----

Kevin: SURPRISE! (Show's Balls)

Karen: WTF, Kevin?!?!

Kevin: LOL!

Karen was not expecting to get LOL Surprise Balls from Kevin.

*See Also, Kids Toy
by BigPoppaG&TheFunkyBunch April 21, 2018
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Singed Ball Syndrome

To fart into someone else's butthole and then fart it back out.
1. Damn that SBS burns.

2. I went to the doctor and he said that Singed Ball Syndrome is not a real syndrome.
by ffsb0415bitches July 9, 2012
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Angry ball of asshole

A very angry little shit, much like the evil human eating aliens from the critters movies.
It doesn't have to necessarily be in the physical ball form

or a midget but what would seem like an angry little bastard who reeks of rage and uncontrollable annoying anger.
Sid: Are you chicken shit? Come on man, you gigantic shit for brains! Come on come on!!

Giant guy sitting at bar: I am going to ask you nicely to please be quiet, sir.

Sid: Aww girly panties not pulled up? waah waah

I'm gonna head butt your abdomen and use it as my pillow!

Giant guy sitting at bar: Well, I think we need to take this outside because you're being a huge Angry ball of asshole.
by tsunbot July 13, 2011
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Like my balls

A phrase, similar to "that's what she said," added to the end of almost any sentence for humorous effect.
That truck is huge...
Like my balls!
by superbill22 July 6, 2011
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Backwoods Disco Ball

When one rubs their testicles along the rotting remains of a dead animal and shines them with a black light
"Look Ronnie, Bert is doing the Backwoods Disco Ball."
by Erik VanPelt December 29, 2022
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PENIS IN MY BALLS

There is a penis between your balls
DUDE THERE IS A PENIS IN MY BALLS
by ADOLF Loved you back February 1, 2021
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