garage dick

A bunch of hair that covers your dick. When the pubic hair is longer than penis.

Wow man that's a nice hairy Garage Dick.

by BIGG LOGG June 21, 2014

Limp Dick

a man who never stands up for what he says he believes in, who cowers in the presence of adversity. Inactive instead of proactive. Not doing what they said they would.

You are being a limp dick for going back on your word after your friend told you their option was better.

by StellaABC May 18, 2020

evil dick

A rotten dildo collector from limerick Saskatchewan

Evil dick sure has a lot of dildos

by stinkhole jammer February 7, 2014

twisted at the dick

When two straight bros hang out so much they don't know it yet but they can't separate.

Joe and Kyle are so into each other. I thought they were straight. They are, they're just twisted at the dick.

by A kid named three November 20, 2016

dick headery

the verb of dick head

e.g that was the height of dick headery

by dfhfks May 27, 2010

Dick riding

It’s Someone who so up in your business and they don’t left you THE fuck alone so you say STOP DICK riding ME!!!

Explain: stop dick riding me !!!!!!

by Pinto118 May 26, 2019

dick chocolate

chocolate you put on your cock befor putting it in

omg i need to buy some of that dick chocolate

by bigbigboii69 January 31, 2019