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Snyder time

Snyder time: When life is ~10% or greater in slow motion for you. You slow things down, willfully, and exorbitant details which you share with friends have nothing to do with anything helpful to helping you or the plot succeed. Lifestyle choice where a lot of caring people with impacted time & lives on the line hate you, but you act confidently enough to assure “the rest” your dream makes sense and is truly novel. To be on Snyder time you must be born rich, or on “Kanye level” of self-assurance.
“Wow. You took 5 hrs to write a 200 word email? You must be operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
“Ffs, with proper internet and management the DMV could process my ID in 20 seconds. Why are they, still on ‘Snyder time’?”
Not sure if my partner taking 5 hrs to get ready is ‘extra’ or they just operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
by sheamusvonirish April 18, 2021
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soggy time machine

When you look at your girlfriend Whilst fucking her nan
Yeah man I totally had a soggy Time Machine last night
by Lal November 9, 2018
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Part time homo

A closet homosexual that only receives the male penis part of the time.
by White will October 21, 2008
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It's clobbering time

“It's clobbering time” is a signature phrase from the Marvel character Thing, before going into fisticuffs with assorted baddies. Can be used as a pep talk before any kind of event where force will be applied, literally or metaphorically.
“ It's clobbering time”, Samuel shouted before jumping onto the padel court

After spending 45 minutes fighting stuck wheelnuts on the Camry, a frustrated Jonas roared “It's clobbering time” while picking up the sledgehammer
by Rydbjerg March 4, 2023
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time Break

In time Break wird das leben beider Spieler auf das Maximum von 1240 gesetzt und ab da beginnt dann der time break.
Das leben beider time Break Spieler ist gleich.
by Jdjdjdjsjdng March 18, 2021
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Batman in his Free Time

Batman wears into his superhero suit and grabs a bottle of lotion,then he starts to masturbate and moan,he thinks of superman clapping him as he flaps his dick,he then releases the bat jizz and makes his bed wet and including his suit
by Guy who writes horny things August 24, 2025
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