new jersey whiteout

When one sucks the cum out of another and spits it onto their face.
You gave Jon a New Jersey Whiteout? I feel bad for you.
by Disgusting Gremlin Jon January 31, 2021
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New Doofy

A better, more enlightened version of one's former self. Often used jokingly in the frame of Chuck Norris jokes and "Old Kanye vs. New Kanye". New Doofy always has money, class, impeccable style and is well-liked.
New Doofy narrates Morgan Freeman's life.
by Acoustic Cat August 25, 2022
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New Doofy

A better, more enlightened version of one's former self. Often used in the frame of Chuck Norris jokes and "Old Kanye - New Kanye" comparisons. New Doofy always has more money, class, style and wisdom than his former self.
New Doofy always has money in the banana stand. New Doofy sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
by Acoustic Cat August 25, 2022
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These New Puritans

Really dull arty alternative band from England. Their second album Hidden is beyond boring with almost no melody or decent tunes in sight. Yet, this album was critically acclaimed by delusional critics, dreadful stuff.
Friend 1: "Hey man, you heard that new These New Puritans album?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, its awful shite isn't it?"

Friend 1: "Absolutely, let us never talk about it again"
by freeflow July 17, 2012
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New Yorkwer

A New Yorker (putting the W back into inhabitants of -er from OE -ware)
An UwU way of saying New Yorker
Who wants a big New Yorkwer pizza?
by Master of beargreen August 22, 2023
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Fortune Cookie NEWS

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.
Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".
by Sun 'n Rain July 02, 2022
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New - Paul McCartney

Don’t look at me, it’s way too soon to see what’s gonna be, don’t look at me, all my life I never knew, what I could be, what I could do, Then we were new ooooooooooooooooooooo

You came along, and made my life a song, one lucky day, you came along just in time well I was searching fora rock, you came along then we were new. We can do what we want we can live as we choose: you see there’s no guarantee we’ve got nothing to loose don’t look at me, I can’t deny the truth. It’s plain to see don’t look at me all my life I never knew what I could be what I could do, then we were new ooooooooooooo
We can do what we want we can live as we choose you see there’s no guarantee we’ve got nothing to lose
Don’t look at me it’s way too soon to see what’s gonna be don’t look at me all my life I never knew what I could be what I could do then we were new oooooooooooooo
Then we were new
Now we are new

This song makes you feel like a fookin tortoise
It’s a song, you don’t sing songs in sentences

Arthur: hey lad
Me: *sings new - Paul McCartney*
It’s a great song, you should listen to it
by The ant nerd December 07, 2019
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