Jack-asshole

Noun. One who is simultaneously so idiotic and such a jerk that s/he goes beyond just "jack ass" or "asshole" to a combination of the two.

Also related: jack-assholery.

Did you see that truck taking up four parking spaces in the lot? That guy's a real jack-asshole.

by holacrr July 18, 2013

Brown Jack

(verb)
The act of masturbating while defecating on someone's chest, then ejaculating on the fecal matter once finished.

1. Timmy brown jacked Veronica after a big night on the town.

2. I walked in on him brown jacking his girlfriend.

3. All she wanted for Christmas was a brown jack.

by RichardBachman August 5, 2013

Punk Jack

Of Australian origin, an individual, male or female, who is behaving in a stubborn or aggravating fashion.

"I have told Lucy four times not to track dirt in the house, she is being a real Punk Jack today."

by Jackskeleton September 4, 2013

Soda Jack

Getting a cup for water at a fast food restaurant but instead filling it with soda from the self-serve fountains.

L: What kind of soda do you want?

S: Uhhhh.... I got a cup for water.

L: I know, but it's right here.

S: When you get arrested for a soda jack, I'm not bailing you out.

by NotoriousDEV September 4, 2013

Pulling a Jack Twist

Unofficial term for that special moment in yaoi fanfiction when the uke is magically able to take everything the seme gives 'em, no lube required. Inspired by the movie Brokeback Mountain.

"Hey did you read that hot new Gerita fanfiction that came out?"
"Yeah dude! Italy totally was pulling a jack twist in that one!"

by MotherPrussia September 20, 2013

seg-jacking

The act of illegally confiscating a segway thru brute force and or violence.

Yo! Did you see home girl fly J seg-jacking the white boy nerd in front of the white house?!

by flyjcm October 6, 2013

jack-o-lantern epilepsy

The act of engaging in a muskrat brawl with a king cobra

Dueling with a muskrat and a king cobra "jack-o-lantern epilepsy

by Poopmasteroimp October 19, 2013