doppelganger jack 

the funniest character in all of borderlands the pre sequel, matched only by his raw might and his desire to go home and not be shot at on the moon (stupid student loans)

Jake: i like FR4g-TR4P
Ryan: shut the fuck up i will fucking laser you with laser eyes
Robert: PaPas gonna shit himself and doppelganger jack is good

doppelganger jack by Apieceofchewedgum June 3, 2018

Apple Jack 

The act of using an apple to jack off.

I will just take this apple to do an apple jack.

Apple Jack by RackyRacer June 14, 2018

Do jack shit 

House chores and that kinda shitb

I'm tired of my husband asking me to do jack shit when I was pregnant

Do jack shit by Avril1989 June 20, 2018

Tapped Jack 

A cigarette with it’s filter moistened and dipped in cocaine. Sometimes freebase cocaine is mixed with the tobacco inside the cigarette.

“You tryna spark up a Tapped Jack? This shit’s insane!”

Tapped Jack by charles troj July 6, 2018

Big Jack Daddy

Big jack daddy can describe a plethora of things. For instance, a big jack daddy can be someone who is absolutely YOLKED and spends hours on end lifting at the gym. This term can also refer to any type of microwaveable TV dinner that has a lot of meat and potatoes. Finally and most importantly, a big jack daddy is a burger at Buffalo Wild Wings, which is where this saying originated from.

1. Rachel has been lifting so hard lately. She’s starting to look like a Big Jack Daddy.
2. Hey honey! Can you pull the big jack daddy out of the fridge?
3. “I’ll take the big jack daddy please”

Big Jack Daddy by Eagle Woman August 18, 2018

Captain jack sparrow 

When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.

Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow

Captain jack sparrow by Daura2731 November 20, 2018

Jobless jack 

When someone is too good to work and would rather spoung off of the tax man

Jobless jack will never work

Jobless hopeless jack

Jobless jack by hecktor brogobank December 21, 2018