cum conquistador

a legend who rode on a white sticky horse masturbating on everyone in sight

Hey rob, have you seen the Cum Conquistador?

Why yes! He nutted on carol!

by mr fuckyourmom beanstalk November 10, 2021

Cum

What comes out of me when my crush starts touching me in the middle of history class.

"omg kaylee he started rubbing my thigh really high and i swear i was finna cum"

by ASHKAIT!#! November 10, 2021

Cum

The shit that comes outta ur dick when having sex

Dream: " cum gogy "
George: " okay dweamy weamy cweamy sweamy "

(IM NOT A TOXIC STAN LMAO)

by vinxx_1 November 11, 2021

CUM U

A variant of Central Michigan University but spelled like it would be Cum University. Due to incest that takes place in Mount Pleasant, the cum at CMU is most likely going into their cousins. Fuck the chips.

Dude, don't go to CUM U. If you cum in a girl there you're cumming where her cousin cummed.

Went to CUM U and saw two cousins fuckin. I thought I was in alabama.

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 November 13, 2021

cum bump

a failed facial in which semen is accidentally and forcefully ejaculated into a nostril

my boyfriend wanted to give me a facial, i ended up getting a cum bump!

by roperdoper November 13, 2021

cum

its a slime like gooey thing that comes out of a man’s dick

playing with *insert random name*’s cum 😻

by albedo’s piss November 17, 2021

Cum Tongue

A disease where all the saliva in your mouth starts to have the texture and taste of cum nobody knows why it is caused but people guess it is from excessive oral sex

I can't go to work because I caught a case of the cum tongue.

by Bigguy55 November 18, 2021