Brown noise

1. An unwanted, undesirable noise, similar to 'white noise' but commonly associated with people who TALK SHIT
2. A distracting noise which tends to cause confusion, disillusionment and temporary memory loss. Caused by simple, audacious imbeciles TALKING SHIT

Ben " did you remember that thing? "
Mike "shoot! I forgot it because my parents were spewing Brown Noise at me"

by Michael Aurelius February 10, 2021

The brown flashbang

When you make a pipe bomb but add an extra pipe that has diorrhea in it to blind enemies with shit

The military uses the brown flashbang instead of normal flashbangs

by Funny goober April 25, 2022

Brown market

Like the black market but just for toilet paper

I made $1000 selling this 4-pack of Charmin on the brown market

by Social distancing April 6, 2020

Seriously Brown

Injecting Heroin in the company of friends and family

we finna get seriously brown tonight
welcome back to the zac brown show things are about to get seriously brown

by The Knight Of Cena Book Grove September 30, 2022

Brown hail

Brown shards emitted from a dirty hurricane

I got some brown hail from that dirty hurricane you gave me

by Choppasm July 11, 2018

brown snicker-doodle

the act of shiting in another persons asshole

"hey tried to give me a brown snicker-doodle so we broke up"

by your69mom October 18, 2015

Andy Brown

The richest man in all of owensound. Smokes ass and eats grass. Gives a mean western grip hand job too.

Stranger: wait, are you Macaulay Culkin?
Andy: Mmmmm, nope, my name is Andy Brown and I’m a white fuck that has autism running deep thru my family tree.

by Gbabyhuuuuaaaahhhh April 1, 2022