Nut crunch

A hit to the groin that produces sound.
Nut- Testicle
Crunch- The sound of something getting crushed.

Guy 1: Oh man! Everyone heard that! She gave you a nut crunch! Guys help me carrying this mofo to the bathroom!
Guy 2: Oh my balls! My fucking balls!
Guy 1: Dude, give me one hand, we take you to the bathroom.

by DaveDH March 10, 2023

Salted nut roll

When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off

My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.

by Windawhoa March 11, 2023

nut method

After thinking of a female and ejaculating, you receive post-nut clarity. This method helps to understand if you truly like a female. If you still find her attractive after beating one off, she passed the nut method.

“Did Miranda pass the nut method?”

“Yep, she’s definitely the one!”

by UNImagicMM March 14, 2023

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by Ghostybaboasty March 15, 2023

Deez Nuts

The things that all the women like to suck on.

Oh my god, all of these women are on deez nuts!

by SeeTears March 16, 2023

Two fingers bust the nut

Two fingers bust the nut is a double espresso with almond milk

If it is ok could I please have two fingers bust the nut? To go please

by Gus Gus Cookie Buster March 17, 2023

Deez nuts

What you should be grabbing right now

“Hey, what are you eating there?”
“DEEZ NUTS!”

by JackSkid March 18, 2023