Unprecedented Times

A dispensation of time where you are expected to be ripping your hair out, growing a beard, supermanning women, leaving your new wife to sneak off with Larsa Pippen, get as many women pregnant as possible all at once like Nick Cannon, and of course use lots and lots of hand sanitizer, also known as 2020.

These are some unprecedented times. It turns out we survived the pandemic and now I'm 30lbs bigger with 3 kids on the way and I have to explain to my wife where I've been.

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021

Covid time

The weird manipulation of the perception of time during the covid-19 lockdown

"You remember when school started? Was it last week? Week before that? Earlier this week? Eh, covid time, you know how it is"
"Yep, covid time"

by somebrookdlyn October 25, 2020

COVID Time

The time distortion in your memory because of the disruption and stress caused by the pandemic.

The Beirut explosion happened a month ago? It was a month in real time, and a week in COVID Time.

by airsafe September 04, 2020

Meme time

Inspired by Jacksepticeye from his meme videos

"Yo did you watch Jack's meme time video?"

by NoxRox01 May 12, 2022

Big time

Used to categorize ones actions done illegally or energy that an individual gives off

After this robbery, we'll be BIG TIME and we better hide after.

by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018

Big Time

nickname from George W. Bush for VP Dick Cheney; nickname from the first black permanent SCHP commander Christopher Williamson for his paternal godson Jordan Thomas Cooper

Both of the Big Time's served The Bush Family. VP Cheney for Dubya and speechwriter Cooper for the E-Governor. The Big Time's both had graduate school credits too.

by Coop Dupe January 16, 2020

Haveway Time

Haveway Time, known as the analog horror channel,
They also restore the tapes.

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̶d o̵n̶'̶t̵ ̶b̵e a̴f̴r̵a̶i̵d̴ ̵o̶r̴ l̶ ̵w̶i̴l l k i̵l l ̴y̴o̴u ̴

l am haveway time
kill me

by HWT [HAVEWAYTIME] July 28, 2022