Fake friends

Fake friends you never want to have but end up having. Fake friends always stick to you like magnets it seems like. Fake friends are as fake as 6th grade relationships and Jake Paul’s subscribers.! If you have fake friends you’ll no one day, they might or no sorry the WILL end up hurting you trust me ik from experience. So kids don’t do drugs or be a fake friend. Fake friends are more fake than James Charles foundation match.

Fake friends talk behind your back.

by kylierg October 7, 2019

Dudelee Friend

A platonic male friend, especially when you're a girl

He's just my dudelee friend, Dad. we are not dating!

by Ee DOG September 13, 2016

Slap your pickle friend

Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!

Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!

by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022

Friends

Friends is something I don't have and probably neither do you if you search friends on urban dictionary

For example:
I don't have any friends

by Imrlylonelydude April 8, 2020

friends lineup

A friends lineup is like the artist lineup on a flyer for a music festival, but better. When you are deciding whether to go to an on international trip for a festival, you might look at one of two things the artist lineup and the friends lineup. The Friends Lineup is the everything. It’s what makes your liver hurts, it’s the adventure, the stories, the memories, the only then, only there experiences, it’s what gives meaning to FOMO for anybody who isn’t the friends lineup for this trip.

I wasn’t gonna go the Vegas trip, but then I saw the friends lineup and knew I had to.

by Wunshu April 25, 2024

best friend

someone whose job it is to worry about the other person

best friend: pretend i wrote something unique here

by catwagon August 4, 2021

Friend

Something I lack

I need a friend

by Tabletenis91210 April 22, 2019