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dead toenail babies

midget sized cat eaten toenail that live under your couch cushion
Don't look under the cushion.
Yeah, there are probably dead toenail babies under there
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surprise baby brother

when your mom has another kid long after she should have stopped because someone forgot to use birth control.
there's me, my sister and my surprise baby brother.
by cheesemac February 18, 2010
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Toaster Bath Baby

When you are having sex in the bathtub and you accendently give birth so you put it in the toaster.
John: Yeah, my little mentally retarded brother was a toaster Bath baby
by Hell_Is_Full April 29, 2019
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pimp shizz baby

"dude,i say this pimp shizz baby the other day and i almost passed out"

" dude we gotta go to this party there are gonna be some total pimp shizz babies at the party!"
by UNKNOWN DEAD December 4, 2007
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Baby on board sticker

Baby on board stickers are stickers that you stick to the rear window of a car to indicate there is a baby in there.

the intention of the sticker was to indicate that there is a baby in the car so if the car ends up in an accident, people who see the sticker will take the baby out first as a priority. But no! this cringe that you stick to the rear window of your car makes every driver thinks you are one of these distracted rushing parents that are usually reckless at driving and don't want their insurance going up if they get them selves in an accident, they usually blame the other driver/s because "Baby on Board!" duhhh! Having that sticker on their car which makes the other driver/s the reckless twat/s on the road to them when it is the driver with the Baby on board sticker being the reckless cunt. When we see cars driving on the road with these stickers on, we try to stay away from them as much as possible.
Driver: Look there is a car with a baby on board sticker.

Passenger: stay at a safe distance from them, this driver is a reckless distracted cunt on the road, if he/she causes an accident with you, you will get all the blame because duhhhhh! "Baby on board!".
by Person #37878678 March 25, 2020
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baby from brussels

an abnormally large baby, a minature man from brussels.
The Cooker: "damn pizzamaker's kid is huge..."
Pete Dick: "yeah, he is the baby from brussels."
The Cooker: "humm, your right."
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself."
TP: "what are you guys talking about?"
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
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